that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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