What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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