Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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