We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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