so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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