she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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