dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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