Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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