Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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