I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
