The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
