Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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