i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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