I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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