my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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