8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
