I wannas sexs uuuuu
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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