i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He better not be in your backpack
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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