My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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