Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We don't watch enough power rangers
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Randomize
