When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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