I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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