just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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