ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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