you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
