I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
