That's intense
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
