lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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