Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
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