Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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