i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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