West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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