DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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