Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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