yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I look better un-naked...
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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