Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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