I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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