please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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