Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Randomize
