I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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