One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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