Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
My bed smells like the plague
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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