I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
