why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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