Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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