Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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