can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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