nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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