we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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