isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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