I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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