i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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