TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Everyone says I win the strip club
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
