Buhtt sex?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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