I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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